A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
A sexy woman went up to the bar?
hahaha i had never heard that before, cheers for the laugh!
A sexy woman went up to the bar?
its too old. no star this time.
A sexy woman went up to the bar?
ha i didnt no where that woz gonna go!!!!!!
A sexy woman went up to the bar?
old but still very good.
A sexy woman went up to the bar?
A guy walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of Jack Daniels and slams them all down in a flash. He looks at the bartender and orders 3 more and does the same thing. By now the bartender is wondering what is wrong with this guy so he asks him what his problem is. The guy looks up and says " I don't have a problem, I'm celebrating my first ********!"
The bartender looks with a smile and says," well that's just dandy, let me get the next one!"
"No thanks", says the guy, "if 6 shots won't wash the taste out, the 7th won't help either!!!"
A sexy woman went up to the bar?
heheh sly woman poor bartender
LOL
A sexy woman went up to the bar?
STAR
A sexy woman went up to the bar?
like my workplace
A sexy woman went up to the bar?
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I have heard it before! But it still makes me laugh my freakin' head off!!! A star for you Sweetie! Your jokes are like WOW!
A sexy woman went up to the bar?
thats a good one
star
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